Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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