she was so not down for the gang bang
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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