I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Randomize
