if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
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