Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Randomize