So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
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A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
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Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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