Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
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Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
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Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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