Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Randomize
