Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
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I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
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You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
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