If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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