There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
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Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
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I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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