Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
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I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
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Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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