just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
Randomize
