Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
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my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
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I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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