quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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