idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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