i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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