i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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