How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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