Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
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i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
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I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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