Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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