Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
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Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
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Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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