wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
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She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
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A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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