Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
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i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
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I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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