I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
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well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
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I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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