Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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