Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
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