She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
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