her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
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The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
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Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
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