im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
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Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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