quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
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