Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
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just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
I'm just crazy horny about you
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
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meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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