You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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