I swear she didn't look like that last week.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
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