I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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