Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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