I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
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