Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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