WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
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He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
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No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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