If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
