why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
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She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
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Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
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