Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
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Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
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Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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