My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
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