i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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