No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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