ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
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