So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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