First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
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Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
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The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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