bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
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