the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
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God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
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Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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