let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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