Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
Randomize
