I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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