Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
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Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
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Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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