Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
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So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
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I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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