forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
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She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
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One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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